The Fifth Slam: India Opens Her Heart to Top-Flight Tennis (Satire)

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Published: September 24, 2010

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The year is 2011; it is the month of August.

The India Open is being launched with much fanfare.

The India Open is now officially the fifth Grand Slam tournament, the latest jewel in the ATP and WTA calendars.

In the wake of the unprecedented success of the Commonwealth Games 2010 in New Delhi, this tournament has been given hallmark status.

India have thumbed their nose at the Chinese and have cornered a Grand Slam tournament.

This Slam has its unique challenges: The courts are mud and uncovered.

Play continues in the rain. Come rain or shine, play will continue.

The tournament is scheduled to be played over two weeks, but if weather intervenes, play can continue for an additional week.

For the players, this is a unique opportunity to demonstrate their all-round prowess—in conditions wet or dry.

It is like playing cricket in the rains on uncovered pitches—an international Kanga league!

The press conference is scheduled to start at 4:00PM at the Taj Hotel, the Gateway of India.

At 4:15PM, the journalists start trooping into the spacious Rendezvous meeting room.

By 5:00PM, the promoters represented by Leander Paes, Kareena Kapoor, Mahesh Bhupathi, and Lara Dutta are seated on the dais.

The players are represented by Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic, and Andy Murray.

The women players are conspicuous by their absence.

At 5:15PM, the conference begins with the initial questions directed to the promoters.

 

Journalist 1: Mahesh and Leander, what made you come up with the idea of an India Open?

Mahesh: It has always been my dream that India should produce a Grand Slam champion and this is just a stepping-stone in that journey towards producing one.

A home Grand Slam would allow our youngsters more op...
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Tennis

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