Roger Federer: The Jehovah’s Witness Perspective (Humor)

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Published: June 2, 2010

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Martin Strohn was just a normal 20-year-old back in 1969. He had gone camping out in the California desert and had the misfortune of having a bunch of colourful hippies as temporary neighbors.

That night, the hippies' campfire and other smoke made its way to where he was sleeping.  At first, Martin gagged at mixture of wood, plant, and some exotic incense, but then began to breathe in freely the mystical fumes.

He then had an awesome powerful dream.  In it, he stood before a canvas-coloured apparition that seemed to breathe its thoughts to him.

"My son, the end may be swiftly coming.  I shall send a sign so that you shall know.  It shall arrive to you like a thief in the night.  If you recognize it, gather your flock and pray with all of your heart.

"For you alone shall have the power to save the earth.  Stay awake and alert for the world has all its hope in you and your followers. If you fail, you shall hear a great sound— something like this."    

K A B O O M !!!!

It was a massive explosion of deafening sound.

With that, the apparition faded and the morning light crept into Strohn's tent.  He woke up a new man, frenzied over life. 

He joined the Jehovah's Witnesses and prepared his followers for the sign that God would show him. 

In 1970, the Vietnam War was taking on heavy casualties to both sides.  Strohn gathered his followers.  After two weeks of heavy praying, he felt it was not the time. 

In 1979, Iran took American hostages.  Strohn got his flock together and prayed for four weeks, to no avail. 

In 1982, a blizzard, unprecedented in size for April, dumped one to two feet of snow on the Northeastern United States. This resulted in schools and business closure, snarling traffic, and the cancellation of several Major League Baseball games....
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