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Quote Misquote:Roger Federer, Stanislas Wawrinka, Novak Djokovic Et Al (Satire)
Published: February 1, 2011
"I have no idea. Sorry. I have no idea why."
What he really meant:
I don’t know why Europeans dominate tennis right now. I just play, man, don’t bother me.
What he definitely didn’t:
The Europeans have stolen the Americans’ and Australians’ spinach and will keep popping them in the eye.
(Popeye refrain "I’s bin hornswoggled!” in background.)
ROGER FEDERER
"What do you expect what a Swiss guy would say?"
"We put it in the banks, yes, that’s what we do. And we sit on top of it. Then we’ll see later on what we do with it. Yeah, I’m not going to tell you, no. Sorry!"
What he really meant:
What I do with my money is none of your damned business.
What he definitely didn’t:
I welcome all such questions that ought to concern me and my investment adviser only.
NOVAK DJOKOVIC
"I didn’t spend that much time in my country after the victory. It was two days and two nights celebration…Our goal was three days, but after the second day, we were already in hospital."
What he really meant:
We know how to party. We partied real hard after our Davis Cup win and we’re going to raise the roof in Melbourne.
What he definitely didn't:
I’m going to have an ice bath and a good night's sleep to celebrate when I win the Australian Open.
RAFAEL NADAL
"No, I feel fantastic!"
"No, I heard everything. But is nice."
"That’s a very good feeling!"
What he really meant:
It’s a huge ego boost to have the women whistle and click pictures of me when I take off my shirt.
What he definitely didn’t:
I’m going to walk the ramp—as a professi...
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Tennis
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