Dennis Miller Rant on the Current State of Tennis at Bleacher Report

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Published: September 14, 2010

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Hello Tennis Boobies,

Your articles have been coming out like "Ellen" with her big announcement from her sitcom.  It has been slow, painful to watch, and the climax was like ..."oh it's a gay thing."

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here people, but do you call yourselves writers?  I've seen better writing on a grimy inside of the men's' bathroom stall.  At least that takes my mind of the minor constipation caused by the one too many cheese nachos from Taco Bell. Bad news is that I got to get out before 2:30 rolls around. 

You people at Bleacher Report carry on like you actually know these tennis players.  Have you ever actually talked to these people outside their sport?  Ever talked to Roger Federer on an escalator to a three-story department store?  No, because he doesn't go there and if he did, you would be stammering there in front of him like Forrest Gump trying to figure out which chocolate is giving him the hives. 

The people I like most about B/R are the plagiarists.  If you don't know what plagiarism is, look it up on someone's article and then copy and paste it on your own. Might as well also do the same with "originality" and cap it off with that great word "irony."

As we speak, there are at least three articles up that are stating that Roger Federer's career is over.  Did you guys get together for a sleepover before deciding that all of you were going to spew the same pajama party sh*t? Were you keeping an air tight alibi for each other?

Then we have the Rafa haters, the Roger haters, the Novak lovers.  These articles are like a mixed party snack gone bad.  You never know which one of them is going to make you vomit before it's too late. 

How about those classy, stylish people who call themselves the Brits?  I tip my hat off to you, wave my bowl of strawberries at you, smile before I curtly decla...
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