RYDER CUP ROSTER: THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE SWINGS
Long drives which start left yet fade to the green
Three-irons struck well, a sound that goes “ping”
Wedges that bite, then reverse with a zing
These are a few of my favorite swings
Titleist crushed well, fairway Bermuda
Eldrick the Tiger, what be his mood-a
Can he get past his flings… and golf like a king
These are a few of my favorite swings
A Stricker named Steve
Young Rickie Fowler
Jeff Overton, too
Determined young guys, all that they bring
To beat the Euros red, white and blue
Groupies in get-ups, pretty young lasses
Big crowds a following, a melding of masses
Bunkers that shine when Lisa Pavin passes
These are a few of my favorite swings
Hunter Mahan hits chip shots; simply perfection
Jim Furyk’s driver could go any direction
When Stewart Cinks a putt, it’s one of those things
These are a few of my favorite swings
Matthew Kuchar, not married to Demi
Bubba Watson… Georgia Bulldog
Will whip Lee Westwood
I’m willing to wager; I’ll most certainly bet you
Cause he hits the best wood
Clear out of my view
Phil Mickelson, “Lefty,” needs a bra that is hefty
But his swing is a beauty, a sight to behold
Bashes his Callaway… so far… it catches a cold
These are a few of my favorite swings
Johnson and Johnson, Zachery and Dustin
Article Source: Bleacher Report - Golf