John Daly’s Sober, Slimmer and Still Rockin’, But Where’s Hooters

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Published: October 27, 2010

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There's a new John Daly out there.

He's almost 100 pounds lighter and no longer a lousy drunk, yet he's playing lousy golf.

"I played better when I was drunk," says Daly, in an interview with Ron Green, Jr. of the Charlotte Observer.

"I was happy when I was a miserable drunk."

When he hit the bottle hard he won two majors. While teetotaling he hasn't made a top-10 finish in four years. He hasn't won on the tour since 2004.

Yes, he did briefly lead the British Open this year but you must remember the ocean breeze carries with it brine water contaminated by scotch kegs from the bottom of the sea.

Do we like the new John better?

John was always likable, maybe the most approachable and likable guy on the tour.

But now that he can make coherent sentences, is he a better interview?

Again, not necessarily. John was a witty drunk with good ol' boy folksiness.

But what about Hooters? They dropped him in 2009.  Now that he's sobered up will they re-sign him? We hope so, but when you're not playing very good golf, it's a hard sell.

Is John as much fun to cover?

Easy answer: Hell, no. John was a character, fat and tipsy, easy to play with, easy to make fun of. When he passed out drunk, lying down on the Hooter's floor, it was something you couldn't make up. It was richer than any Joseph Heller novel.

I dubbed him the Crazy Guggenheim  of golf. Mainly because John looked like Frank Fontaine, the old actor who did the drunkard, Guggenheim. I even wrote an article in 2008 (shown below) which highlighted the exploits of the funner John.

John Daly, the Crazy Guggenheim of Golf


What’s the difference between golfer John Daly and a 283 pound drunk sprawled out on the floor at Hooters? John Daly can out drive any other drunken fat guy… sprawled out on the floor at Hooters.

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Article Source: Bleacher Report - Golf

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