Examining Tiger Woods’ “State of the Eunuch” Address

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Published: February 26, 2010

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Last week, Tiger Woods addressed the media in length about his recent marital and sexual transgressions, and offered apologies to many.

Were Woods’ words sincere, or were his actions simply the desperate machinations of a man eager to regain his dignity and good standing? Can Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, accept his apology? And will Woods make his return to tournament play at The Masters in April?

First things first. Contrary to popular opinion, and 135-1 odds in Las Vegas, the first words out of Woods’ mouth weren’t “I’m horny.” And, to the surprise of no one, Woods’ wife was not by his side. Nor was Luther Campbell. And, despite tasty 9-1 odds, Woods didn’t hit the stage to the intro music of Crystal Method’s “Name of the Game (Calling All Freaks).”

It was probably the best decision he’s made in months.

Woods was met onstage by the noise of hundreds of camera shutters, which sounded eerily like applause. But it didn’t seem to phase Woods at all. And that’s no surprise—he apparently feels comfortable being surrounded by “snappers.”

All kidding aside, Woods’ words sounded sincere, but sincerity, much like immorality, is a difficult-to-gauge attribute. Obviously, as a double-digit list of mistresses and an oblivious wife can attest, Woods is a master at sounding sincere. And, from what I hear, he loves “snow jobs.”

It’s likely Woods sounded sincere just as when he texted one of his girlfriends to “go to the bathroom and take a picture.” I’m sure he closed that message with the words “Sincerely, Tiger.”

After having previously fooled everyone, it’s difficult to trust Woods’ intentions, and difficult to believe they’re anything but self-serving. But isn’t that the point of beginning the healing process? To be self-serving?

Indeed, it’s more important for Woods to believe he’s forgiven than it is for people t...
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