Tennis Bytes: Nadal Steals Djokovic’s Thunder, Wozniacki’s Nightmare Continues

Novak Djokovic might have secured a much cherished win at the Dubai Duty Free Championships—with another convincing victory over Roger Federer—but it was the World No. 1 Rafael Nadal who stole the headlines over the weekend. The Spaniard declared that the dominance Federer and he established over the majors—a stranglehold of 21 wins since 2005—is a thing of the past. Nadal reiterated... 

Roger Federer’s Thought Processes: Between Points, Not a Robot (Humor)

The Japanese are offended. If Roger Federer had to compare himself to a robot, then why did he have to choose Robocop and not their beloved Giant Robot? Surely a titan would prefer to compare himself to another? The Swiss maestro clarified that he was not a machine and does not go from point to point like a Robocop. The remark came after his second round victory over Spaniard Marcel... 

Roger Federer’s Thought Processes: Between Points, Not a Robot (Humor)

The Japanese are offended. If Roger Federer had to compare himself to a robot, then why did he have to choose Robocop and not their beloved Giant Robot? Surely a titan would prefer to compare himself to another? The Swiss maestro clarified that he was not a machine and does not go from point to point like a Robocop. The remark came after his second round victory over Spaniard Marcel... 

Caroline Wozniacki Better Than Jelena Jankovic or Dinara Safina?

The game of musical chairs at the top of the pile continues, featuring Kim Clijsters and Caroline Wozniacki. The Belgian enjoyed a short spell as No. 1 before being swapped out by the surprisingly resilient Dane within a week. The debate—whether the rankings accurately depict the state of women’s tennis—rages on. This does not detract from the luscious blonde’s achievements;... 

Tennis Bytes: From Australian Open Results To Predicting Winners…and Losers

Spoilsport Novak Novak Djokovic played spoilsport at the 2011 Australian Open annexing his second major after a dry spell of three years. Sportswriters were forced to scramble to change the headlines they had imagined citing either a Rafael Nadal or Roger Federer triumph. They had to reinvent their catch-phrases.(Damn you, Djokovic!) The Serb’s victory was welcomed as the emergence of the Third... 

Five Sizzling Questions Facing Indian Tennis: After Paes and Bhupathi, Who?

The Wall Street Journal—at the start of the 2011 Australian Open—published an article titled Five Sizzling Tennis Questions. The questions were: Are Rafael Nadal’s injuries behind him? What about Roger? Who are the other challengers on the men’s side? Is this the year of the Woz? Is the women’s ranking system legitimate? The answers to four of the questions are still... 

Quote Misquote:Roger Federer, Stanislas Wawrinka, Novak Djokovic Et Al (Satire)

STANISLAS WAWRINKA “I have no idea. Sorry. I have no idea why.” What he really meant: I don’t know why Europeans dominate tennis right now. I just play, man, don’t bother me. What he definitely didn’t: The Europeans have stolen the Americans’ and Australians’ spinach and will keep popping them in the eye.   (Popeye refrain “I’s bin hornswoggled!”... 

Quote/Misquote: Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Li Na and Maria Sharapova(Satire)

ROGER FEDERER “Yeah, I mean, they say that very quickly, so… Let’s talk in six months again.” What he really meant: Don’t write off Rafa or me as of yet. What he definitely didn’t: Yeah, Rafa and I are going to quit the sport in six months.   NOVAK DJOKOVIC “You have to ask her, but I will definitely say probably no. I hope no. “ (Laughter.) What... 

Rafael Nadal’s Shattered Dream, Justine Henin’s Farewell and Mused Tweets

Gloom descended on the rafters at Melbourne Park. The courts will be bathed in bright sunlight Thursday morning, but there will be a weary leadenness in the hearts of tennis players, officials and fans. The World No.1, Rafael Nadal, bade a somber farewell to his quest for a Rafa Slam. It was not to be. To become the only tennis player since Serena Williams to hold all four majors at the same time may... 

Alexandr Dolgopolov’s Unexpected Run Ends Predictably: Andy Murray Wins (Satire)

— SATIRE —  So, who is Alexandr Dolgopolov? WHO IS THIS GUY? Why did I not know or hear of him? He’s Ukrainian, you don’t say? Ukrainians play tennis, you say? Aren’t Ukrainians Russian? They speak the language, don’t they? It’s not quite Russian but it’s close. But talk to me again about this chap. How dare he play spoil-sport so? Five... 

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